The UK and other outside countries all get to enjoy driving small, hot hatches. The US loves having their cars big and clunky. It seems I’m in the minority. The Audi S1 is exactly the type of car that fits me—compact, sporty, manual transmission, quattro, with a taste of luxury. I’d get it in white, of course. Sigh, if only.
Future Ted: ”Kids, I must’ve heard your mom’s rendition of La Vie En Rose a million times over the years. Every night when she tucked you in, for instance. But that performance, that first night I ever heard her sing, that one will always be my favorite.”